I recently (yesterday) converted Slee from an FML-reader to an MLIA-reader.  She's one of the many who would like to read the average posts again. Average as in...

"Today, I slept with a married man. It's okay, he's my husband. MLIA"

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Excelly  @rabidslee "Today, I put on a waterproof band-aid, and then went swimming. It fell off. MLIA" <- ?
rabidslee  I brush my teeth 3 times a day. - MLIA
Kiresu  @Excelly I think that's...pretty average, right?
Excelly  @rabidslee OHHH SO AVERAGE
rabidslee  @Excelly ....iono about that one, Eggy...
Excelly  @rabidslee @Kiresu Hmm. "Today i picked a wedgie. I dont think anyone noticed" ?
Kiresu  @Excelly ...wait, what? What did they do?
rabidslee  Hahahaha, I can think of so many average stories.
rabidslee  @Excelly Yeah? I do that too...it's pretty average. I think I'm pretty sneaky about it too.
Excelly  @Kiresu Picked a wedgie?
Kiresu  @Excelly Yeah. Isn't a wedgie like...underwear gone too far up?
rabidslee  @Kiresu Yeah....so you pick the undies out.
Excelly  @Kiresu You don't know what a wedgie is? D:
Excelly  @Kiresu "A wedgie occurs when a person's underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks." WIKIPEDIA IS AWESOME XD
Kiresu  @Excelly Yeah, I know what it is but I didn't understand if they gave someone else a wedgie, or themselves one...@__@
Excelly  @Kiresu Usually when people say they picked a wedgie, it's their own wedgie. =w=;
rabidslee  @Excelly It would def. have to be their own...you know..how undies sometimes ride up on their own
Kiresu  @Excelly Well SORRY I DON'T TALK ABOUT WEDGIES ENOUGH to be familiar with the grammatical nuances! D<
Excelly  @Kiresu I would be very concerned if someone came up to me and picked my wedgie for me.
Kiresu  @rabidslee Oh. Wait. By 'picked', do you mean like...get RID of the wedgie?
Excelly  @Kiresu Maybe we should have more discussions about this very important subject.
rabidslee  @Kiresu NOOOOOOOO You pick it to make it WORSE because everyone LOVES undies up their ass!
Kiresu  @rabidslee YEAH, AMONGST OTHER THINGS.
Kiresu  @Excelly Topic of the month! xD
rabidslee  @Excelly I thought everyone knew about wedgies though!
Excelly  @rabidslee Obviously Caz is too far up the food chain to receive wedgies. She must be initiated.
rabidslee  @Excelly Food chain? You can't consider her as food..
Kiresu  @rabidslee @Excelly SHUSH YOU
Excelly  @rabidslee Okay, hierarchy.
rabidslee  @Excelly Fair enough then. Hahahaa.

( Less important stuff that isn't really related to wedgies. )

Slee, Caz and I were in a group convo, but Caz kept dying off.

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[Slee] says (1:41 PM):
*It looks mega awesome

* ✂ - - - - - cazeh has left the conversation.

[Slee] says (1:42 PM):
*...
.:` eggy `:. says (1:42 PM):
*... OI
[Slee] says (1:42 PM):
*srsly
*wth
.:` eggy `:. says (1:42 PM):
*What do I have to do to keep her alive?

* ✂ - - - - - cazeh has been added to the conversation.
 
[Slee] says (1:42 PM):
*Have sex with me
*WOAH
.:` eggy `:. says (1:42 PM):
**DUCT TAPES*
*OOPS
[Slee] says (1:42 PM):
*>_>
.:` eggy `:. says (1:42 PM):
*LMAO
*
✂ - - - - - cazeh says (1:42 PM):
*Um.
[Slee] says (1:42 PM):
*HAHAHAHAHAHA
✂ - - - - - cazeh says (1:42 PM):
*I think I came at a bad time
[Slee] says (1:42 PM):
*Awkward turtle
.:` eggy `:. says (1:42 PM):
*
[Slee] says (1:43 PM):
*-high fives Eggy-
✂ - - - - - cazeh says (1:43 PM):
*xP
.:` eggy `:. says (1:43 PM):
*o bby
✂ - - - - - cazeh says (1:43 PM):
*Arhg.

Rules:
1. Anyone who looks at this entry has to post this meme and their current wallpaper on their Livejournal.
2. Explain in five sentences on why you're using that wallpaper!
3. Don't change your wallpaper before doing this! The point is to see what you had on!


My current wallie:

No idea where this is from but I stole it off a friend on Facebook. :D



( It's been a colourful decade in culture. Green became the new black, black became the new white, and the global economy slipped into red. The emergence of i-everything brought on an evolved understanding of "we" as collaboration, crowdsourcing and the social web unleashed a new era of relating to the world. )

I sent my uncle a text, telling him to get better and to have a happy new year. He responds quickly with, "Thank u so much!!" and a second text "Happy New Year Too!!".

He was also discharged the day I sent my text. \8D/

i has magick powerz. \m/